Everybody has my computer!!

So my schedule this week a bit jacked--- teach 2 periods--off for 4 hours (hours not periods)--teach 3 periods at a completely different school. Well, today instead of going home after I worked out or handing more of our money to the devil a.k.a Walmart (although I did find a case of water for $3.00..should've bought two)....anyway...so I remembered that Panera Bread has free WiFi. Girly Coffee and the Net--I'm There!!
So here I am...being a yuppy with my Carmel Latte, my Dell, and cute toe nails ...and I look around..... 5 other people have my computer!! I kid you not! Five! One lady's screen is twice the size of mine, and it must weigh 20 lbs, but other wise, they all look the same........Insert Twilight Zone music here........." Some where in middle America sits a young woman....................